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a little madness
a little kindness
makes for happiness.

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Is ya'll hiring?
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

sorryidk:

am i the only one who takes a 5 hr nap after school

budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

luzfosca:

Nat Farbman

California, USA, 1954.

From Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images

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